a memo from management

Today I challenge each of you visiting my blog who feels so inclined to leave a comment. Comments can be left at the end of each post, usually corresponding to the post above it. Please comment accordingly.
I ask this only because it saddens me each day to check my blog and have not a single post from anyone. *tear* So please (*sob, sob*) comment today on anything that strikes your fancy. And please remember- my family reads this blog (so don't be crude).
Witty, comical, insightful, and/or kind comments are eagerly accepted. Rude, crude, and/or socially unacceptable commentors will the spade and/or neutered (depending on my mood). Thank you for considering this option to comment and have a blessed day.
--Management