fat camp update

This is Lindsey Carter-- reporting to you LIVE from Fat Camp Turkey. We've been out here for three weeks, and I've got to tell you-- it's started to get pretty harsh. In the beginning, they just kept feeding us huge helpings of incredibly healthy food. It's hard to find anything processed out here. And once we got used to the food, they had us climbing ruins and small hills, which culminated in two mountain climbing adventures.

But the latest strategies utilized by Camp have been slightly more unothordox, and have some campers in tears. It seems that they've resorted to using friends and strangers to let us know how overweight we are. NO-- I'm not kidding, folks. I actually had my roommates tell me that I was to big for Turkish clothes and that I should go to a doctor for a diet and exercise plan.

But folks, that was just the beginning of these new tactics. Last night here at Fat Camp, a skinny girl about my age proceeded to pat my tummy and ask me when my baby was coming. And to make matters worse, she went on insisting that I must be pregnant. What do you say to something like that? Finally, she just walked away.

Weight Watchers and Jenny Craig have nothing on this place! I'm never eating again!