dating tip
The Great Julie shared this bit of wisdom with me:
The Onion's Dating Tips #10:
Instead of going out tonight, punch yourself in the nuts three times, and in the heart twice. This will save you approximately $75.
Thanks, Julz. I'm look forward to Monday's "non-festivities" on that random "non-holiday" that happens to be on February 14th. :)
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HAPPY DAY everyone!!!
p.s. linz- who wrote that anonymous note?
I have no earthly idea why this applies to you because you have neither nuts, a heart nor a social mandate to spend $75 on your date!
"I heard George Bush has a mandate."
"Really? I thought he was opposed to gay marriage..."
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